the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class
i love freckles theyre skin stars
10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS
"SIT LIKE A LADY"
me: *eating* *crumb falls off food and into my bra*
crumb: im going straight for that titty and im gonna get stuck in your bra until you finally get a chance to shake me out of your boobs
do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself
guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge
don’t tell me representation isn’t important
Did anyone notice how Katy perry never actually mentions a guy/man in her song The One That Got Away like for all we know she could be singing about a chicken nugget that she dropped
Why would she get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget
I’d get a matching tattoo with a chicken nugget. Chicken nuggets is like my family.
is that john green
That’s John Green.
if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind
My advice 2 straight girls who think girls are cool and cute and attractive in any way: consider bein bi. Consider………loving girls and that’s it that’s all u gotta do just give it a chance &have a good time
and to straight guys..?????
i dont give advice to straight guys. i avoid speaking to or interacting with straight guys at all, instead i love and respect myself